“When a meeting goes way too long always remember that some people need to talk, but some people need to go home.”

“Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.”

“Collect adventures and experiences to reminisce about…go to far places, meet new people, eat exotic foods, enjoy all varieties of women, look on unfamiliar landscapes, see new things.”

“Homegirl needs a sandwich.”

“Some people claim that it is okay to read trashy novels because sometimes you can find something valuable in them. You can also find a crust of bread in a garbage can, if you search long enough, but there is a better way.”

“There's always one more way to do things and that's your way, and you have a right to try it at least once.”

“I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane.”