“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.”
“I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it”
“Usually people look at you when they're talking to you. I know that they're working out what I'm thinking, but I can't tell what they're thinking. It is like being in a room with a one-way mirror in a spy film.”
“These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.”
“People like that? People who don't want to be found? They're usually really good at staying lost.”
“You're fun to look at," decided Galinda.Boq's face fell. "Fun?" he said.I'd give a lot to achieve fun," Elphaba said. "The best I usually hope for is stirring, and when people say that they're usually referring to digestion-”