“There may be a time when we'll attend Weather Theatres to recall the sensation of rain.”
“Times change so quickly that if you and I don't keep up with the times, we'll find ourselves with an umbrella in our hand, over our head, when the sun is out. Or we'll find ourselves standing in the rain, with the umbrella inside the door.”
“When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane.”
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”
“Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader—not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon.”
“...it may rain or it may shine, probably at the same time. (Lamentations 5:23)”