“I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.”
“I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.”
“My father was a Filipino contortionist who was known as the Manilla Folder.”
“My siamese twins moved to England so the other one could drive.”
“There is nothing more bitter than an opportunist who miscalculates.”
“Either you run the day or the day runs you..”