“Whoever had invented long division has a lot to answer for.”
“Europeans condemned Chinese foot binding, but any society that had invented the corset had a lot to answer for.”
“Whoever invented the spork should be killed.”
“Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.”
“Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God”
“Whoever invented Englishshould have learnedto spell.”