“Apparently nice Horse would be joining me for dinner instead of his evil twin.”
“People being nice for no apparent reason always made me suspicious. People being nice to me with no apparent reason made me even more suspicious.”
“We sat in silence for so long that I wondered if Nathan had evil twin who kept charming me.”
“The Evil Twin was either Tracey or Casey Reardon. I wasn't sure which one, and no one else seemed to either. All we knew for sure was that the twins were evil. Or, one of them was evil and the other just looked the same.”
“Be nice to his family. Pretend not to notice the way their house smells. Pretend to like their food. Mimic their barbaric customs at the dinner table.”
“I only know it would have been nice to be making love instead of attempting murder.”