“The problem was , you never heard anyone say,"wow, check out the brain on that babe.”
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
“Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.”
“I have never heard anyone say, 'Oh, ick! A horse!”
“I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out. Going on and on in detail about how stressed out I am isn’t conversation. It’ll never lead anywhere. No one is going to say, “Wow, Mindy, you really have it especially bad. I have heard some stories of stress, but this just takes the cake.”
“I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”