“Children think sex is funny”
“People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?”
“If you were cheap we'd be having sex now, soup later.'That's supposed to be funny. It is, but only a little.”
“Tom, how many children do you think I have to have before I figure out you get them by having sex?""Of course there would be protection," he offered."Tons of it.”
“Funny how at twenty-five you worry about not being taken seriously and take being a sex object for granted. Later you take being taken seriously for granted, and worry about not being a sex object.”
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”