“Children think sex is funny”

“If I’m as normal as I think I am, we’re all a bunch of weirdos.”

“The idiot will tire soon enough of his playthings and will come home; husbands always do.”

“People who prefer e-books...think that books merely take up space. This is true, but so do your children and Prague and the Sistine Chapel.”

“Hurray', shouted Glokta. 'Porridge again!'He looked over at the motionless Practical. 'Porridge and honey, better than money, everything's funny, with porridge and honey!”

“Rules are for children. This is war, and in war the only crime is to lose.”

“Don't ever have children, Tyler, unless you're ready to be afraid everyday for the rest of your life.”