“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.”
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”
“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”
“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”
“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”