“The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.”

“I believe all Americans are born with certain inalienable rights. As a child of God, I believe my rights are not derived from the constitution. My rights are not derived from any government. My rights are not denied by any majority. My rights are because I exist. They were given to me and each of my fellow citizens by our creator, and they represent the essence of human dignity...”

“He found himself playing the love-sick fool vying for a crumb of attention or approval from Genevieve. Anything to make her smile. Make her happy. He'd give her the damn moon if that was what it took.”

“The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.”

“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”

“The pursuit of unhappiness is an inalienable right of all humans.”