“Lust is a lot like a slow brained dog. It slobbers a lot and jumps up on people at the most inopportune time.”
“He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no brains”
“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.”
“Wait a minute, who was in your room then?”…“That would be me,” Spencer replies smugly from the entryway. How does he always pop up at the most inopportune times? It’s like he has some radar in his brain that tells him the best time and place where douchebaggery may occur, and he follows it religiously.”
“Some people have a lot of time, but no money--It's because they don't work hard enough.Some people have a lot of money, but no time--It's because they don't work smart enough.The most successful people have both.”
“Making a decision to write was a lot like deciding to jump into a frozen lake.”