“Kenny, when's the last time you had a physical," Roddy asks."What're you...the designated driver of my life?""Mad Dog House”
“I am designing the future on beer mats, like Churchill and Stalin at Yalta.”
“Ouch,' she mumbles. 'Somebody's superglued my joints.”
“Good thing about hanging out with a pregnant woman: designated driver by default.”
“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. ”