“God! I can't stand these fake grievers.”
“You can't fake listening. It shows.”
“But if the strength ain't real, I recall thinking the very last thing that day, before I finally passed out, then the weakness sure enough is. Weakness is true and real. I used to accuse the kid of faking his weakness. But faking proves the weakness is real. Or you wouldn't be so weak as to fake it. No, you can't ever fake being weak. You can only fake being strong. . .”
“I couldn't stand it. I still can't stand it. I can't stand the way things are. I cannot tolerate this age.”
“That's what I can't stand. I know I'll bounce back, and that's what I can't stand.”
“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.”