“The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.”
“Depression is a side effect of dying. (Canceris also a side effect of dying. Almosteverything is, really.)”
“Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth”
“You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.”
“Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.''You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.”
“I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it.”