“If heartaches was commercials, we'd all be on TV.”
“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV show is on mute.”
“Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.”
“He wanted to wake up to her smile every day for the rest of his life, like some stupid coffee commercial on TV.”
“Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV. She was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.”
“Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.”