“If heartaches was commercials, we'd all be on TV.”

“if dreams were thunder and lightning was desire this old house would have burned down a long time ago”

“Now Jesus don't like killin'/No matter what the reason's for.”

“Steady losing means you ain't using what you really think is right”

“Oodles of light what a beautiful sightBoth of God's eyes are shining tonight”

“And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile. It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while. Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone.No,I'm just tryin' to have me some fun.”

“Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.”