“Hank is a dog, not a human dressed up in a dog suit. Humans share some of his flaws, but I get my ideas from watching dogs.”

“My idea of being a nice dog stops short of getting murdered for it.”

“When I’m alone, I’m in the company of the most interesting dog I know.”

“He had a good heart, he wanted to help with the cattle work, he thought he was Head of Ranch Security, but he wasn’t very smart and never understood why the cowboys were mad at him all the time.” (regarding the original Hank the Cowdog)”

“I don't like to complain about life's little ups and downs, but maybe we should talk about it.”

“It is common knowledge that 87% of the problems of the world are caused by cats. No cats, no problems."Hank the Cowdog”

“Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.”