“When Mary is confused or perplexed, she spurts anger the way an octopus spurts ink, and hides in the dark cloud of it.”
“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.”
“I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”
“She exuded sexuality almost tangible, like ink obscuring the waters around the octopus before it strikes.”
“Because her laughter spurts through a blowhole in the top of her head and sprays all over the morning.”
“But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What’s pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?”