“It's like hunting cows”
“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”
“It's raining like a cow relieving itself.”
“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”
“Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.”