“On this moment Huey’s balls grew threesizes. By Huey’s estimates, this made theminhumanly enormous. Ginormous even. In Spanish,the word for testicles is “juevos”. This is also theword for eggs. On this moment, Huey’s juevos werehard boiled.”
Jonathan Culver
Huey Lambert's Walking Nuclear Circus
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