“Being dead's only a problem if you know you're dead, which you never do because you're dead!”
“In order to know that you're dead, you have to be conscious. . . but if you're conscious, then you're not dead. the only thing you can know is being alive, so that's eternity.”
“I'm sorry, Heather, but everything was not just fine before I got here. You know how I know that? Because you're dead. Okay? You are dead. Dead people don't have lockers, or best friends, or boyfriends. You know why? Because they're dead.-Suze Simon”
“You're never safe from being surprised until you're dead.”
“Live while you live, when you're dead you're dead.”
“Leave the lights on: you can sleep when you're dead...you can't read when you're dead.”