“It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.”

“Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.”

“There is no excuse for anyone to write fiction for public consumption unless he has been called to do so by the presence of a gift. It is the nature of fiction not to be good for much unless it is good in itself.”

“Everyone says that the internet is so awesome because you can connect with people from all over the world, but I think it’s the opposite. The internet doesn’t make it easier to connect with anyone—it just makes it so you don’t really have to.”

“...clearly, we're supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.”

“Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It's crazy!”