“Being an official divorce brought late-night channel-surfing up to a staggering new level of depressing. I just wanted to belong to someone already.”
“I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind...”
“Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.”
“I consider the official Catholic attitude on divorce, birth control, and censorship exceedingly dangerous to mankind.”
“Telling someone who procrastinates to buy a weekly planner is like telling someone with chronic depression to just cheer up.”
“Sure, each night we staggered home, unfired, unglazed, already broken without knowing it. But at least we were trying.”