“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”
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“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and broke up with her.”
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.”
“Fortunately...or unfortunately...through years of neglect I'm actually as skinny as an anorexic broomstick.”
“So you just went in and told him to give you two Cokes and he gave them to you?" "No, I didn't just go in and tell him to give me two Cokes. I asked for a Coke for me and a Coke for the skinny thug sitting on the library steps.”
“She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.”