“Not since Attila the Hun swept across Europe leaving 500 years of total blackness has there been a man like Lee Marvin.”

“Years have passed since that dayAnd I have long since forgottenthe crush I had on that one beautiful, young flaming woman.I guess it goes to show that we can't get what we pleaseif we always didWell thenwhere would we be? (Fiery Princess, A Short Sonic Poem)”

“Show me your Booty **** Oh Oh Oh Oh”

“I haven't been so sure of anything since the time Mum asked me if I absolutely, definitely, certainly thought it was a good idea to practise doing cartwheels inside the house.”

“Wow Sugarpuss, you've certainly been a busy little bee.”

“Nice car. Wow, it must have been a huge cereal box.”

“Children don't have hearts yet, not really. They haven't been hurt into the need for one.”