“Speak, or I will put a dint in your hat that even a wizard will find hard to deal with!”
“Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.”
“...Someone speaks in soft tones to me and says I am psychotic, but it's going to be all right. I put on my hat, unperturbed, and ask for some crayons.”
“people who dint notice you when you are invisible dont even deserve your attention when ur visible,”
“You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.”
“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."Wizards don't giggle," I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.”