“Posterity! Why should people be less stupid tomorrow than they are today?”
“It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.”
“Why think about tomorrow today, when you don’t even know if there will be a tomorrow, or if there is, if you’ll be there tomorrow?”
“Today should always be outlawed in favor of tomorrow”
“Worrying about tomorrow, today? Hmmmmmm. Why?”
“Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”