“I don't get it. What's an Angry Pirate?”
“I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!”
“Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.”
“I enjoy getting people angry and getting underneath their skin, especially people who don't think.”
“Dead pirates didn't get to spend their booty. Dead pirates didn't get to shake their booty, either. Bummer.”
“I have the choice to be angry at God for what i don't have, or be thankful for what i do have”