“Are you kidding? I'm supposed to put my books in this filthy tin coffin?”
“I’d given up on the white picket fence after Kisten had died—finding out my kids would be demons was the nail in the coffin.”
“Oh my God!" Julia yells. "Are you kidding me, Will? Don't help her put her clothes back on! I'm standing right here!"What the hell am I thinking?”
“For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s or something...then yeah, they're old enough. LOL”
“ A shame really, because putting the right book in the right kid’s hands is kind of like giving that kid superpowers.”
“What do you want to kiss me for? I'm filthy.'- LieselSo am I.'- Rudy”