“To call you my critic is to call you my friend.”

“If every time you call him you simply get his voice mail, and every time he calls you he wants to come over and "chill" at your place -- admit it; you're just a jump-off.”

“How can you think it's cool when he calls you his bitch, but then get upset when he treats you like a dog?”

“It's okay to offer criticism if your intention is to be helpful. But if you only criticize when there is an audience to applaud and snicker...For shame!!”

“If you have to call the police on your man, then you'd better choices. If not, what have you taught him? Better him in jail this time rather than you in the morgue the next time.”

“I've been young & dumb, and if I were never called out on it I would now be older and dumber.”

“To be honest, I consider my very sordid past a blessing; if only because it made my wonderful present - and my bright future - possible!”