“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.”

“Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.”

“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.”

“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”

“How to defend yourself against a banana”

“I wonder if that’s just how it feels to miss someone so bad – like being stabbed in the gut a little bit, each time you think of them.”

“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?”