“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.”
“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.”
“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”
“How to defend yourself against a banana”
“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?”
“Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.”