“God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.”
“So a skunk humped my leg earlier.”
“Life's just a cocktail party - on the street.”
“Had he expected me to hump her leg?”
“Your Brain on drugs is a terrible sight, but Mr Tulip was living proof of the fact that so was Your Brain on a a cocktail of horse liniment, sherbet, and powdered water-retention pills.”
“There are men and women so lonely they believe God, too, is lonely.”