“Ah, well. Life's too short for moderation, wouldn't you say?”
“Life is too short not to say how you feel to the people you love.”
“Life is too short to say maybe”
“People always say life is too short for regrets. But the truth is, it's too long.”
“The dwarfs can turn lead into gold...It reached the pointy ears of the dwarfs.-Can we?-Damned if I know. I can't.-Yeah, but if you could, you wouldn't say. I wouldn't say, if I could.-Can you?-No!-Ah-ha!”
“Is life too short to be taking this shit, or is life too short to be minding it?”