“Alex," Madison says through clenched teeth, "if you keep talking in bumper stickers, I am going to stab you in the face.”
“Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~”
“How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.”
“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”
“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”