“It’s an age old story … Boy meets girl. Boy asks girl to touch him inappropriately. Girl dazzles boy with her impressive knowledge and proper use of profanity.”
“Just your average boy-meets-girl, girl-kills-people story...”
“Ah, yes" he says, "The old story: 'Boy eats girl.”
“This is the story of a boy who used to be a wolf, and a girl who became one”
“I'm just a boy, standing in front a girl, asking her to love him." - Mario”
“If it would destroy [a 12-year-old boy] to be called a girl, what are we then teaching him about girls?”