“It’s an age old story … Boy meets girl. Boy asks girl to touch him inappropriately. Girl dazzles boy with her impressive knowledge and proper use of profanity.”

“I'd also believe that all teenage boys go around calling girls baby, because apparently that's the express train to romance.”

“Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don't have enough experience to know. I do know that if a guy ever called me baby, I'd probably laugh in his face. Or choke him.”

“...but she's my tangent girl and I'll follow her if this is where she wants to go.”

“On every side of me are the lights and the tools and the wood and the boots and the boy I want to see forever. And if my Sea of Tranquility were real, it would be this place, with him.”

“Girls always want to change the rules in the middle of the game.”

“If self-adoration were cologne, he would be the boy you couldn't stand next to without choking.”