“Some people complain that they will not live forever, but cannot think of things to do on a wet Sunday afternoon.”

“True sacrifice is the offering of self so that God can realize the power of creativity, compassion and friendship in and through your life.”

“Some people think I'm a mythical genius, others think I'm a junkie madman.”

“Are you wet for me, Mary? I think you are. I think you're covered with honey.”

“...the student of prehistoric man...cannot reject [the Castenedolo skull] as false without doing injury to his sense of truth, and he cannot accept it as fact without shattering his accepted beliefs.”

“The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you're not good enough. On occasion, some may be correct. But do not do their work for them. Seek any job; ask anyone out; pursue any goal. Don't take it personally when they say 'no' — they may not be smart enough to say 'yes.”

“People react predictably, especially when they don't have time to think.”