“Did you know that ninety-eight percent of statistics are made up on the spot?”
“Did you know that people who meet at least three different times within twenty-four hour period are ninety-eight percent more likely to meet again?”
“Human behavior, ninety-eight percent of it, is an abomination.”
“over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
“And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!”
“Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is none of their smucking business.”