“Jensen spun, coming face to face with a life size version of Tinkerbell.”

“Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.”

“Thees and thous taunted her, but like a child, she ignored the writing and focused on the pretty pictures.”

“Because looking at you is like falling into a black hole—stupid, confusing, and probablydetrimental to my existence.”

“Weird? One day you’re normal and the next, you’re walking around with a butterfly attached to your back. Then Malice in Wonderland tries to squeeze my head off, and you’re calling it weird. This is beyond weird. Crazy, fantastical even, but definitely not weird.”

“Don’t you think it’s best that you stay away from mortals? You know they break so easily these days.”

“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.”