“God grant me to SERENITY to accept what I cannot change the TENACITY to change what I may and the GOOD LUCK not to f*** up too often”

“surely they had passed the worst. All the luck had been against them, but sooner or later even the worst luck changes.”

“Well, I guess that in the computer magazines God is more often spelled Gates, but you know what I mean.”

“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

“A change is as good as a rest.”

“I don’t want to speak too disparagingly of my generation (actually I do, we had a chance to change the world but opted for the Home Shopping Network Instead)…”

“Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed.”