“Just because you're in a situation, doesn't mean you have to be that situation. You're not the situation you're in!”

“The situation has a real Lovecraft feel to it. Though, you know, if you come over it'll be more of an Anne Rice situation. If you know what I mean.""Who's-""Because you're gay.”

“It is safer to search in the maze than to remain in a cheeseless situation”

“The fear you let build up in your mind is worse than the situation that actually exists”

“There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.”

“Being in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation .”

“Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.”