“Persistence can look a lot like stupid.”
“Right now, the economy is a whole lot like a fairly good-looking brain-dead chick in a persistent vegetative coma. You can't really wake her up, but there's things she's still good for.”
“You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot.”
“Personally, I quite like that. Such stupid gallantry.Yes. I like that a lot.”
“I'd saw there were millions like me, but there aren't, really: lots of blokes have impeccable music taste but don't read, lots of blokes read but are really fat, lots of blokes are sympathetic to feminism but have stupid beards, lots of blokes have a Woody Allen sense of humor but look like Woody Allen.”
“I can fix a lot of things; but, I can't fix stupid.”