“We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers.”
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don't speak bird.”
“all i want...is mac and cheese”
“Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all.”
“Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They fuck each other and tend to their home repairs and children while never missing their true mission. To scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder all over the world in our ears, but sadly we don't speak bird.”
“Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.”