“All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!”

“Books seem a little old-fashioned, but hey, I can do old-fashioned if it's good.”

“Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff."...Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments."Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin”

“I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“What a strange,old-fashioned thing to think. Bless you. But what other way was there of saying that you wanted only good for somebody, that you wanted the world to be kind to her, to cherish her?Only old-fashioned words would do for that.”