“The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.”
“I have good news and bad news The good news is that the jeep is still where we left it, and I got the damned thing working again.""What's the bad news?""Something took my fuzzy dice.”
“The bad news is we don't have any control.The good news is we can't make any mistakes.”
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is life (of a kind) after this life. The bad news is that Jean-Claude Villeneuve is a necrophiliac.”
“The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. ”
“...You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city-- LIES ARE NEWS AND TRUTH IS OBSOLETE!”