“Oh, if Shakespeare says it, that's all right.”
“They say Shakespeare invented the internal monologue." Oh, I am very familiar with the internal monologue.”
“As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.”
“Oh how Shakespeare would have loved cinema!”
“Shakespeare. No one reads Shakespeare in a bar unless it’s a ploy to pick up girls. All I’m saying is you might have better luck up front.”
“Oh, that's just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don't even believe me? I'm basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to say is that you think I'm not right in the head?”