“Moreover, you couldn't get animal sex and tight leather and sex toys along with something warm and comforting and meaningful.”
“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”
“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex toy industry.”
“Sex is sharing, you see, and it's good to share with everyone. But the sharing has to be real and meaningful. That creates problems.”
“Not getting laid can be a crippling experience, but then I don't go looking for sex along the interstate.”
“Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.”