“If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.”
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.”
“The older you get, the fewer slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them?”
“Luck is what happens to you when fate gets tired of waiting”
“Try not to be in a hurry to get older because youth happens once in your life. Thereafter, old age stays with you forever.”
“Listen. You should know something. All younger people should know something. If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it will happen anyhow.”