“People who make their living looking into crystal balls are destined to eat a lot of broken glass.”

“Magic is a dark and elemental force, not just a lot of sparkly wands and crystal balls.”

“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer? And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye. ”

“the magic is inside you. there ain't no crystal ball”

“We make a lot of detours, but we're always heading for the same destination”

“People who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up.”