“Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?”

“Why was I mad? Because he'd surprised me with a really nice hotel room. What a bastard.”

“If I wanted death, Edward would give it to me. Because we both understand that it isn't death that we fear. It's living.”

“Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.”

“Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.”

“Death cures all ills. Well, most of them.”

“Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death."- Jean-Claude”