“No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ."- Jean-Claude”
“Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death."- Jean-Claude”
“I am always sincere, ma petite, even when I lie." - Jean Claude”
“You smell of other peoples blood, ma petite. It was no one you know. -Jean Claude and Anita”
“Asking Jean-Claude not to be a pain in the ass was like asking rain not to be wet. Why try?”
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is life (of a kind) after this life. The bad news is that Jean-Claude Villeneuve is a necrophiliac.”