“No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ."- Jean-Claude”

“Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death."- Jean-Claude”

“I am always sincere, ma petite, even when I lie." - Jean Claude”

“You smell of other peoples blood, ma petite. It was no one you know. -Jean Claude and Anita”

“Asking Jean-Claude not to be a pain in the ass was like asking rain not to be wet. Why try?”

“Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier."- Jean-Claude”

“It is the wee hours of the morning, ma petite. The room service menu is somewhat limited. Jason has donated blood twice to me tonight; he needed protein." Jean-Claude smiled. "It was either take-out, or he could eat Larry. I thought you'd prefer take-out.”