“Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier."- Jean-Claude”

“No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ."- Jean-Claude”

“There was a time when you would have taken my heart with stake or gun. Now you have taken it with these delicate hands and the scent of your body."- Jean-Claude”

“Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?""I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said."I rest my case.”

“I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard." I held up my hand before she could interrupt. "But I'm not sure there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to make me forget Jean-Claude.”

“You smell of other peoples blood, ma petite. It was no one you know. -Jean Claude and Anita”

“Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death."- Jean-Claude”